I was in the AC man, hunting for rats, I swear to God" He was talking about "Budget cuts, no pest control for months This fool is having a panic attack, I hope this is over soon Three forty seven, in Principal Lewis' room She's coming at me, and this is when things start to get foolish "When somebody's creeping, we call in Jewel"įourteen years old, at least two hundred and fifty pounds "So listen close, 'cause this is what we are gonna do" "Cut that bullcrap Steve we know that you've been acting shady" Now let's start over, my name is Steve, it's nice to meet you ladies" " Wait, hold up, let me explain all the shit I've been going through I'm like, "You." She like, "Who?!" I'm like, "You bitch." She like, "Woah, who you calling a bitch?" I'm like, "Hold up bitch, you need to lower your voice, do I make myself clear?" So these girls pull me out of the locker talking about "What the hell you doing up in here?" She's opening the locker, wish there was some way to block her. She's approaching the locker, they're done practicing soccer This is not who I want to see, was running 'til I saw an openingĪnd now the whole soccer team's bound to freak
Then he said "I'd better go to my grandma's house"
I'd forgotten to grab my wallet, because I was rushin' See, I was walkin', Snot was talkin', I remembered something I should be doing my homework inside my own room Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", sung by Steve Smith in " Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad Of Billy Jesusworth" as he explains how his day goes, from accidentally getting locked in the girl's soccer team locker room, to witnessing Principal Lewis shooting his secretary, discovering that his best friend is playing games with a mutual foe and said friend's mom having sex with numerous neighbors. "Trapped in the Locker" is a parody of R.
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